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There is a blonde and a brunette. They share their ranch and have lots
of female cows. One day, they decide to get a male for breeding to their
female cows. So the brunette went down to texas with her life savings of
$200 to buy a male cow. She searched up and down and all around and
finally found a man that would sell her a cow for $199. Very excited, she
bought the cow right away. She then went to the telegram office to send
the blonde a telegram to tell her to bring the trailer so they could take
the cow back home. She says "Sir, i need a telegram" "What will it say
mam?" "I found a male cow. Bring the trailer." "Ok mam, that will be $7.
One dollar a word" The brunette only had one dollar left so she said
"Oh, sorry. I need to change the telegram." "Ok what does it need to
say" "Comfortable." "Umm mam, it's none of my businessm but i don't
think she will understand that, you know that right?" "Well, you see, my
friend is a blonde and she reads REALLY slow. When she gets the
telegram, she will read it like this: COM-FOR-DA-BULL!"
of female cows. One day, they decide to get a male for breeding to their
female cows. So the brunette went down to texas with her life savings of
$200 to buy a male cow. She searched up and down and all around and
finally found a man that would sell her a cow for $199. Very excited, she
bought the cow right away. She then went to the telegram office to send
the blonde a telegram to tell her to bring the trailer so they could take
the cow back home. She says "Sir, i need a telegram" "What will it say
mam?" "I found a male cow. Bring the trailer." "Ok mam, that will be $7.
One dollar a word" The brunette only had one dollar left so she said
"Oh, sorry. I need to change the telegram." "Ok what does it need to
say" "Comfortable." "Umm mam, it's none of my businessm but i don't
think she will understand that, you know that right?" "Well, you see, my
friend is a blonde and she reads REALLY slow. When she gets the
telegram, she will read it like this: COM-FOR-DA-BULL!"
There was a preacher who was trying to sell his horse. A man stopped by
to see how the horse rode. The preacher told the man that instead of
saying, “walk", say, “praise the Lord,” and instead of saying, “whoa,” say,
“amen.” So the man got on the horse and said, “praise the Lord,” and the
horse started to walk. The man then said, “praise the Lord,” again and
started galloping. Suddenly a cliff appeared. The man yelled "Whoa!".
The horse didn't stop. He tried yelling al sorts of things, and he tried to
pull the horse up, but it wouldn't stop. Then suddenly he remembered
what to say. The man said, “amen.” The horse stopped right before they
fell off. The man was so releived that he put his hand on his forehead and
then said, ”Praise the Lord.”
to see how the horse rode. The preacher told the man that instead of
saying, “walk", say, “praise the Lord,” and instead of saying, “whoa,” say,
“amen.” So the man got on the horse and said, “praise the Lord,” and the
horse started to walk. The man then said, “praise the Lord,” again and
started galloping. Suddenly a cliff appeared. The man yelled "Whoa!".
The horse didn't stop. He tried yelling al sorts of things, and he tried to
pull the horse up, but it wouldn't stop. Then suddenly he remembered
what to say. The man said, “amen.” The horse stopped right before they
fell off. The man was so releived that he put his hand on his forehead and
then said, ”Praise the Lord.”
Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The
first says, "I'll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but
my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of
prime importance: no foot, no horse!" The second horse says, "I'll allow
your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born
with and I know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective work.
Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!" The first
horse mulls this for a moment, then says, "You're right. I stand
corrected..."
first says, "I'll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but
my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of
prime importance: no foot, no horse!" The second horse says, "I'll allow
your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born
with and I know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective work.
Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!" The first
horse mulls this for a moment, then says, "You're right. I stand
corrected..."
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the saloon's regulars had a habit of picking on strangers.
When the cowboy finished his drink and left the saloon, he found that his
into the air, caught it above his head without looking and fired a shot into
the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled
forcefully. No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if
my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I done
in Texas! And I don't want to have to do what I done in Texas!" Some of
the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy, true to his word, had another
beer and walked outside, to find that his horse has been returned to its
post. He saddled up and prepared to ride out of town. The bartender
followed the cowboy out of the bar. "Say, partner, before you go," the
bartender asked nervously, "what happened in Texas?" The cowboy
turned back and said, " I had to walk home."
Unfortunately, the saloon's regulars had a habit of picking on strangers.
When the cowboy finished his drink and left the saloon, he found that his
into the air, caught it above his head without looking and fired a shot into
the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled
forcefully. No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if
my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I done
in Texas! And I don't want to have to do what I done in Texas!" Some of
the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy, true to his word, had another
beer and walked outside, to find that his horse has been returned to its
post. He saddled up and prepared to ride out of town. The bartender
followed the cowboy out of the bar. "Say, partner, before you go," the
bartender asked nervously, "what happened in Texas?" The cowboy
turned back and said, " I had to walk home."
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